This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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