Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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