Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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