So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
and you fell through a lawn chair
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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