i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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