It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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