party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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