Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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