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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just want to make out with him forever
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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