Are we in a gay sports bar?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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