nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Your penis caused this!
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