I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
its liver damage thursday
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