Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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