Do you still have your period?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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