Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
God, you're like boner-b-gone
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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