you would pick up someone in the library
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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