Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
seriously i just wanna be friends
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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