So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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