He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
If that was your dad, he is hot
I bet he comes in French.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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