he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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