i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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