I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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