So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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