god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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