not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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