ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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