If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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