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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I can't turn off my feet"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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