Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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