once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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