i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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