I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I'm really busy with my period
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