On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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