sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
