She is in my trunk
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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