she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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