I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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