the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Found your dick twin last night
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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