my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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