similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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