Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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