I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
home. puking in laundry basket.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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