he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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