I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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