Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
we're making bets on your personal life
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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