After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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