Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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