he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I'm too high and old for this...
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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