You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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