im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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