Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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